February 2012
58 posts
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Sit your WHORE ass down!
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
“Here’s a question: if our earth is turning at one thousand miles per hour, why...”
– Ellen Degeneres’ chapter on deep thinkers in “Seriously…I’m kidding” (via breakingdownthedoor)
People who have that Facebook theme for their...
ryannxp:
Zetus lapetus
My photoshop skills
Watchlil-errrk:
hotslime:
<333 fireyice22
OMFG. LOLOL
When you come out of a daydream in class and...
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Me: I'll be on top
My Bed:
Me: Shh don't speak